Silence Earthling. my name is Darth Vader. I’m am an extra-terrestrial from the planet Vulcan. It was meant to be. Anyway, if Grandpa hadn’t hit him, then none of you would have been born. Leave me alone. Oh, oh a rematch, why, were you cheating? The car, Dad, I mean He wrecked it, totaled it. I needed that car tomorrow night, Dad, I mean do you have any idea how important this was, do you have any clue?

I have to tell you about the future. Where’s Einstein, is he with you? It works, ha ha ha ha, it works. I finally invent something that works. Bet your ass it works. Alright, good-bye Einy. Oh, watch that re-entry, it’s a little bumpy.

What, well you mean like a date? That’s right, twenty five years into the future. I’ve always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I’ll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series. oh yeah, all you gotta do is go over there and ask her. I’d like you to meet my good friend George McFly. Huh?

Look at the time, you’ve got less than 4 minutes, please hurry. You want it, you know you want it, and you know you want me to give it to you. Marty, I always wear a suit to the office. You alright? Lorraine, have you ever, uh, been in a situation where you know you had to act a certain way but when you got there, you didn’t know if you could go through with it? Time machine, I haven’t invented any time machine.